Grab a Bowl: A Visit to Texas Chili Parlor

Nikolas Maffei

In my own experience, return visits to restaurants whose entire menu is focused around one dish are few and far between as one trip is often enough experience the gimmick or to curb that craving for a good while. I’m always glad when I do manage to find someplace that can be a solid exception to this rule, and as an avid lover of chili I am particularly glad to have discovered Texas Chili Parlor.


Like any restaurant which has remained open for almost 50 years, Texas Chili Parlor must be exceeding in some respects if its customers keep returning and the overall atmosphere has been intentionally maintained. It is as it was, its purpose unchanged: a hole-in-the-wall bar with homemade chili being served to patrons who desire nothing more than a hot meal and good banter with friends after work.

In the heart of downtown and nearly adjacent to the Capitol the Texas Chili Parlor sits, a worn sign dangling from its wooden façade being one of the only easily visible ways to distinguish the building from the street. A notice board sits next to entrance, its piecemeal letters promoting the next basketball game set for next Tuesday at 6:00 and inviting people to enter and watch. Several patio chairs and small tables are set up here, shaded by the lone tree which has likely been growing here for many years. While not exceedingly eye-catching and extravagant, Texas Chili Parlor does an excellent job in making you feel welcome at its humble door.

The Restaurant

Entering the restaurant itself, it is easy enough to see that this place is dripping with charm. From the rustic wall art, posters, and traffic plates displayed from floor to ceiling to the slight red and yellow glow cast on wooden flooring and furniture by the numerous neon beer signs, Texas Chili Parlor errs more towards the side of cozy than cluttered. Cleaned menus are stacked by the entrance, with sanitizer bottles at the ready for those who decide to visit.

Texas Chili Parlor’s history as a set for Quentin Tarantino’s 5th film Death Proof (2007), featuring Kurt Russell as a psychotic stunt driver/serial killer, is an obvious source of pride for the establishment. The hole-in-the-wall atmosphere of the bar seen in the Grindhouse flick has been maintained with love and care in the years since. The framed and autographed photo of Kurt on the wall, normally proudly displayed, was obstructed by a stack of chairs set aside at the time of my visit due to the reduced occupancy and social distancing of the tables.

The restaurant is open quite consistently: 7 days a week from 11 AM – 10PM. One thing that I took advantage of during my visit was the Happy Hour, which is available Monday – Friday from 4 – 6PM. This allowed me to get my nachos for ½ price (those I will get to in a minute) and $.50 off alcoholic drinks, including their Mad Dog margarita.

The Menu

If asked to describe the menu, I would say call it “Chili Inspired” with a large range of American and Tex-Mex classics being served, often with chili as one of the main ingredients. For my appetizer I decided upon the Killer Nachos: a blend of cheese, tomatoes, onions, jalapeños and bean or beef placed atop tortilla chips, as nachos are one to do. For a more evenly distributed array of ingredients per chip, try requesting a dozen “perfect” instead of the more traditional stack. Served with a side of homemade red salsa, these were honestly a surprise and one of the best parts of my meal.


Needing to wash down my appetizer with something stronger than water or iced tea, I requested Texas Chili Parlor’s house special and best-selling drink: the Mad Dog margarita. Originating from the group of writers, artists, musicians, and other regulars of the bar back in the day calling themselves the Mad Dogs and popularized by the late country songwriter and Mad Dog Guy Clark (who went on to include Texas Chili Parlor and the drink in one of his songs), this drink puts its own spin by replacing the tequila normally used with mezcal and a squeeze of fresh lime which is then shaken and served on the rocks. It was a solid and refreshing cocktail, paired perfectly with the chili which stole the show.


Texas Chili Parlor servers 7 different chili recipes daily, all homemade and ranging in spice level from X to XXX. Beyond the classic house recipe, the restaurant offers more interesting choices such as venison, white pork, or vegetarian 5-bean. Wanting to try these, I opted for the sampler platter which allowed me to pick out any three I wanted to try. Knowing this, I went with the original House chili with beans (XXX), the vegetarian chili (X), and the venison chili (XX).  I ordered some side toppings: a bowl of shredded cheese, some sour cream, and a hearty helping of Fritos to dip and enjoy with my meal. The spread of food was placed in front of me by the courteous waitress who was happy to answer all of my questions, and I entered a chili induced haze. I do not recall much of what happened from there, and many of the finer details in the food that should have been savored and shared over the blog were lost. There were no leftovers.

Texas Chili Parlor fulfills its mission admirably, its no-frills atmosphere and straightforward menu offering an experience that other restaurants in Austin have yet to fully emulate. Beyond the quality of the food, which when regarding its chili is among the best I have had, it maintains legacy. It is not just a place to go in Austin when craving good chili, it is the place to go in Austin for good chili.